Wait....did they just say what I think they said?

How the hell did THAT make it past the editor!? O-o



hehe Dildos. 

WTF Morals from News Paper Comics

Libraries are the socialist scourge of free enterprise children!

What Glen Beck's Believers Believer

From Roger Ebert's blog...

Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's." He also said, "The poor will always be with you (meaning mankind)." He never said anything about trying to equalize the differences between all people... He said to share, to help, to give. But taking from those who work to give to those who don't is NOT a "Christian" value.

When poverty was something difficult, people tried desperately to get OUT of it, to work, to educate themselves, to strive to be better. In most of the world, it is still like that. And those people would consider the "poor" in the US wildly rich by their standards.

In this country, it's a ticket to freebies, without stigma, without responsibility. Count how many "poor" people have cell phone/cameras, big TVs, nice cars, etc. My family can't afford those things. But we pay our taxes to help pay for those who do. (Something our governmental employees would do well to honor, too.)

There is a HUGE difference between "social justice" and charity towards the poor. If you don't understand that, you're a fool.

So yeah, anti-charity.  The poor have it too good, and Jesus said we shouldn't actually help poor people.  And on that site there are pastors who agree with Beck.  God I hate people...

Because My Girl Friend Will Inevitably Post This

Just because it'll annoy her that I beat her to the punch ^-^.  Completely valid point though.

Actual Real COntent. DINOSHARK

Rodger Corman isn't all that good a movie maker.  He's make a bunch of hillarious/horrific ones, such as The Was Woman and Night of the Blood Beast.  However, his B movies are comedy gold and he seems to have embraced this.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/it-came-from-the-deep-dinoshark-makes-its-tv-debut--1060

Good lord that looks aweful.  I MUST WATCH IT!.  Seriously this looks like a grand riff movie to watch, but i am hesitant.  Now that it looks like Corman is intentionally teasing the horriblness of his movies there's a chance this won't be good.  I mean it will defenitly be no-good but it might not be bad good.  Got it?

Anyway it's one for old MST3K fans like me to watch with friends and plenty of old beverages. 

*Blink, Blink*

It's still cold and yucky out, check.

I'm sitting under a mountain of schoolwork, check.

I'm not in the middle of a Hugh Jackman/Robert Downey Jr sandwich, awwww, damnit, check.

So if I'm awake and in possession of my faculties, why the HELL did I just agree with something that came out of Bill O'Reilly?

News Fail: Once again the news fails to...wait WHAT?

Wait...did the News actually call out a blow hard on ...THE FACTS?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20100311/wl_csm/286856


WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?

An Open Letter to The South

School Cancels Prom to Spite Lesbian

This story really cheeses my cracker.  As does the comments on the yahoo story.  

"I am sick to death of these "special individuals", with "special needs" keep ruining it for the rest of us who are healthy minded, law abiding individuals.

Just say "NO" to this negative behavior, what is wrong with the truth"

Yes, NO to bigotry is a good thing,  Live and let live you fuckers!

"Whether or not you approve of the behavior the homosexual couple DID ruin the prom for everyone else. Making a stand is fine until innocent people are harmed and in this case that's what happened.

This young lady should step aside and withdraw her lawsuit. It would show her classmates that she cares about them and it would further her cause more then anything else she could do at this point!"

reading comprehension fail.  The school cacneled it on her asshole.  she's suing to make them reinstate it.  oh yes, it'll do her so good to roll over and play nice.  Yeah no... when we freaks roll over to play nice it just invites a curb stomping.  The school hurt innocent people.  They hurt it from their first decision of "FUCK THE FAGGOTS" and went right on to "FAGGOTS TOOK YOUR PROM GO MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL KIDS, FLY MY MONKEYS FLY!"  

above: a southern educator

It's sad that one person can ruin it for everyone. A minority of one telling a majority what can and can not be done. Like prayer before a sporting event - one complains and it's no longer allowed. Thank you ACLU (Americans Criminals Lovers Unions) for destroying this great nation.

 

No it's the majority ruining it for everyone.  The minority is fucking protected you prick.  It's called America.  Oh and btw honey, the ACLU has defended your fat pill popping anti-buddha anthropomorphic zit Limbaugh for his rights.  So shut the fuck up.  It's there for everyone, stop crying that they make you feel guilty for your white hood.  FUCK YOU.

 Seriously FUCK YOU ALL.  You are all idiots I hate every last one of you who think "it's so great that i have the freedom TO CRUSH THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS".  "We majority get to set the rules and fuck over the freaks"  I swear to god, you people are the biggest threat to America.  To quote Upton Sinclare "Fascism will come to America with a flag in one hand and a bible in the other and a smile on its face".  The belief that the minorities are ruining everything for the majority and have to be 'fixed' is the first step of EVERY fascist movement.  They themselves are not fascists, I must clarify, but they sure as damn hell look like they might have the mentality to become so if given leadership or power.  So yeah, I pulled Godwin, but I actually KNOW the definition of fascism, and this pseudo popularitst nationalism 'we, not you, the people', 'fighting for the rights of the minorities is bad, can't we just ignore the rights of those we don't like?' bullshit is it's genesis. 

So I go the contact information for that school and wrote them a letter....

Dear Superintendent Teresa McNeece,


I am sure you are getting much feedback concerning the school board decision to cancel this years public prom. I'm sure that while you are getting great support for your moral stance, many would prefer that you keep the prom intact. I myself do not live in your state, and must confess I have no vested interest, I am just a concerned citizen with some questions. While I think you were standing up for closely held beliefs, I unfortunately am a yankee and am confused by some aspects of the story. Perhaps it is a failing of the new media which reported it and I hope you can fill me in


1) I am often told of Southern Hospitality(tm). I am told that we in the north lack such manners and social cohesion. I'm often told that southerners are friendly folks, very affable and believe strongly in their communities, banding together for the common good and all. I think this stereotype is in err since the Southern Hospitable response to the Promgate has been exclusion and mob rule. Clearly I am mistaken in what Southern hospitality and manners mean. I had thought it was inclusion and nobility while in reality it appears to be about exclusion and pettiness. Would you really rather hurt the whole community to spite a few 'bad eggs' rather than be tolerant? Is that what Southern Hospitality is about? Hurting many for the sake of excluding a few? I am afraid I am very confused, please clarify


2) I know religion is important and influential in the south, far more than up here in our godless blue states. However, if such an action as yours was based on biblical beliefs, I confess I am befuddled again. I read what people reported Jesus (whom I understand is a figure of some note in the predominant sects in your demographics) was about. I'm told by most "peace, love, forgiveness, understanding" and all that. I am told he was against judgment "Let he without sin cast the first stone" and "do not point out a splinter in thy brothers eye while ignoring the log in yours". I can't see how these tenants fit with spite and bigotry. So, I naturally went and read the bible myself looking for the justification. If your reasons were biblical, my dear ma'am I'm afraid you are in grave error. While the bible clearly says homosexuality is an abomination not to be tolerated, you're actions are not in line with the bible. The bible orders you to take any homosexuals and put them to death. I'm sorry, but canceling prom is simply not a suitable equivalent. Which religious view does the school believe justies it's actions? New Testement which has no word on killing gays from Christ, or the Old Testament which says you're not going nearly far enough? I respect you for standing up for your beliefs, but if you're going to do it, by dash, do it right!


3) What conceivable problem did you have with allowed ladies of the non-male persuasion to attend your ball? How did it hurt you or the other students in any way? I'm lead to understand that we are in a free country, where our freedoms end exactly where other's begin. Was this couple to infringe on another's rights? No one has the right not to be offended. On the contrary, if someone is offended by another, unless that other is infringing upon their rights, acting against them is unjust. I am fully aware many students and teachers would be made uncomfortable, but I do not think it is in the school authorities responsibilities to appease them. I think this is a matter of freedom and tolerance, which again, I am told are important to patriots. The price of freedom is the tolerance to respect others freedom. However, you live in an area that once committed high treason and fought a war for your 'right' to impose your will on the rights of others, so you may have a different view point on liberty and freedom. If so please explain to me what these ideals mean in the former confederate states (many of which still have race segregated proms...why do you not to that as well?).


4) What is it about this issue that would turn a normally reasonable and rational person such as your self into a shrieking hysterical effigy of a human being? I am unable to understand how someone possessing logic, reason, and cognitive faculties could possibly over react to such a minor thing. What about this triggers such a powerful transformation? The closest we have in the north is when the barista fails to correctly deliver our mocha latte at the corner Starbucks. Please explain the cultural context of this odd anthropological reaction.


Thank you for your time and I eagerly await your response. Understanding is the corner stone of harmony and I believe dialogue such as this will do wonders for breaching the clear cultural gap between us yankees and our more down to earth brothers to the south.




Best Wishes and God Speed,


James "Ing" English.

I eagerly await the response...

Seriously if we loose the whole liberty, freedom, justice shit what the hell kind of value does "America" have. 

Clip of the week: Flipping ya the Bird

This is the geekiest and coolest bird ever...

Fail of the Week#2

Everytime I think I'm done with blogging something reminds me why I continue in this sysaphinian task.

Airport allows children to run airtraffic control

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!?

To put it in perspective.  Kevin Smith is too fat to safely be on an airplane according to them but it's reasonable to their employees to put 10000+ lives in the hands of children.

~Jesus Loves Me This I Know...Cause He Calls Me An Ugly Ho~

So....this girl Angie Jackson is getting some press for getting an abortion.  Nope nothing out of the ordinary, just a regular mill one...but she is blogging, tweeting and youtubing the heck out of it.  Why?  Well really educational, showing people first hand minute by minute what the heck happens in those buildings that are picketed.  I have to admit I'm a bit queezed by it myself at a gutt viseral level, but...that's my problem, I'm just not going to read it.  Should be no bigger deal than some celebrity putting their colonoscopy on 60 minutes right?

Well...here's the problem.  Apparently, some people get upset at abortions, (no really!).  So much in fact that she's getting death threats...as are her family.  Now, note she's getting the procedure because her son is special needs and she wants to focus on him (ok makes sense).  So pro-life people are threatening to beat-up/kill/who knows what a handicap person.  Hmmmm why isn't Sarah Palin coming to this kids defense?  Isn't she the patron defender of the mentally disabled now a days?

What I really want to show is how much Christians love us.  You see Christians are filled with such love and kindness for their neighbors that they ahve nothing but encouragments and prayers for her.  Why just look at some of the kind prayers and subtle sugestions given in the comments to the news story detailing how people are threatening to kill her and her family...

Maybe she'll keep us posted in the afterlife as she pays for killing her baby. Can you Tweet from hell?

No you can't...Satan is still on Dial up.  Because...you know....it's Hell

I'll bet the pro-abortionists are glad their parents weren't.

Except you know....mine is.  How'd that work out now? 

This woman is the one who should have been aborted. This POS scumbag, with her ugly face and dirty makeup.

*Irony meter is out of order*

I wonder how people can be supportive of expectant mothers killing unborn children when they could have been the ones dead if their parents felt the same. I know there are situations when it is done for the medical well being of the mom, but F#*kinf and then not wanting to deal with consequences is an evil reason to kill.....It is killing.

Well cause you see if it were me, I wouldn't be here and wouldn't have an opinion...it's something called "causality"  

Wow! Where the heck are we headed as a society? Yeap, this is her right to... choose, but how diabolical is this?! Tweeting an abortion to demystify it? Tragic enough, horrendous enough. Sorry, but what a pig.

 WHY WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN....oh ....wait

Having an abortion is a personal decision between a woman and God. To come out with this incredibly tasteless video is a big mistake on Angie's part. To hear Angie even say "it's not that bad" makes my stomach turn. Angie has not even begun to feel the negative response from the public as well as the death threats, especially after this widely seen article and video in the Daily News. Angie isn't even married.What was she doing the humpy dance literally bare back in the first place? She should have used her free time by removing those two unappetizing moles from her face.

I love that this guy says 'why didn't she think of the consequences....such as fuckers like me threatening to kill her!?'. 

So yeah.  Good Christian love.  Do it our way OR WE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL YOU WHORE!!!!!!

Remember when a Christian says "I'll pray for you" or "Jesus Loves you" he's really saying "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" and "BURN IN HELL FUCKER" respectively.  haha delightful!

Awesome Link of the week #2: Fanfic

Wow, only two weeks in and I'm already cheating a bit.  Link to The Sage over on Thatguywiththeglasses/ChanelAwesome web programing.  His series "Masterpeice Fanfic Theater" is a ...well it's special and disturbing.  It clearly shows why no one ever will respect you  now if you write any fan fic...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre

Clip of the week #2: Spoonyism

I'm gonna make this clip of the week a mindfuck done by Noah Antwiller over at The Spoony Experiment. Since the experiment is all about geeky culture and things seems a fitting source for teh clip. It's about my favorite internet reviewing site/show this is one of the weirder episodes...

Obama apparently doesn't read AP

Obama Staff to Meet with the Godless hordes

At the White House no less!?  That fool!  Doesn't he know he's risking another 1812!?

ASSOSIATED PRESS TO WORLD: DIFFERENT PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND VOILENT!

What other message could they be trying to send? 

Atheism book found in home linked to fire suspect!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!ATHEISTS ARE BURNING OUR CHURCHS!  PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS ARE GOING TO KILL US!  GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRONIC!?

 Only...not so much.

Investigators have seized books on demons and atheism as well as rifles and knives from in a home linked to one of the men charged with setting an east Texas church on fire and suspected in a string of similar blazes.

 wait...  

A house linked to him?  So...not HIS house?  What?  His mother's?  Friends?  Closeted gay lover who is secretly a werewolf cyborg?  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS STORY MEAN!?

He had demon books and atheism books?  What kind of books?  Pro-atheism?  books about atheism?  Books by Neil Gaiman who is an atheist?  The comic book The Atheist?  WTF?  

In reality he had 1 atheist book about living a moral life without Jesus and all...No clue if he was an atheist but if he was he probably should have paid more attention to it.

nothing.  It means SQUAT.  The news is just all too happy to stir up people's predujices under the guise of sensationalism.  Hell, they should have just put "NEGRO MUSIC FOUND IN HOUSE LINKED TO SUSPESCT" or "JEWISH SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL".  You fuckers, show an OUNCE of profesionalism, journalism and fucking respect for people.  You do not get to demonize 'scary others' because they're the minority.  It's pure douche and you should be ashamed.  

Oh and one more thing...Here's more info form another news agency   

The important part...

A copy of The Creators, Demon Possession and The Atheist's Way. Reportedly, The Atheist's Way details believers' conversions to atheism and claims to help other readers live moral lives without gods.

Jason Bourque's family home in Lindale was also searched, yielding a small plastic bag of "suspected" marijuana seeds, more Skechers shoes, and three Bibles

...three bibles.  Yeah no need to mention that.  We were FAR too busy making tenuous connections and sensationalist accusations at minorities we can get away with bullying!  HAHA that's what news is about!  You mother fucking whores.  Fuck you Associated Press...fuck you so much you lazy sacks of zebra jizz.

Fail of the Week #1

Oh why not start something like this as well...link and clip to go up tomorrow.

CNN clearly decides that "Work is like hard."  



It's a miracle CNN didn't blow their budget at the nearby crane game...idiots.

Stephen Fry rips Catholic Church a New One

It's about time Ing's old lady got back in the act, blog wise, so here I am ;)  This is a video from (I believe) a '09 Intelligence Squared debate (wiki) where Fry blasts "The Church" for its sins, in his truly awesome manner.  He's always a pleasure to listen to, but when he's saying something that pretty much echoes all my problems with the institution of the Catholic Church, its dogmas, and its behavior - that's just fine livin' there!

I submit that all public discourse has to happen like this.  All of it.  Everywhere.  We will all wear double breasted suits (ok, fine, single if your frame permits), spiffy ties, and hone our speeches until they are firey-yet-polite.  This should discount most of my country's pundits and noiseboxes, but oh well!



The Intelligence² Debate - Stephen Fry (Unedited)
Uploaded by Xrunner17. - Classic TV and last night's shows, online.

Meat Incubatorist aka Rep Marhal says Palin had an Abortion

Wow, this blog is pretty political...only thing to do is polarize it more!  I won't be happy until I'm getting hate mail damn it!

Utah: It is a crime to miscarry.

Yup, a law in Utah now makes it possible for women to be investigated upon having a miscarriage.  Any attempt to abort outside of medical is illegal and the women themselves are to blame.  Since the potential things that could cause miscarriage include booze, coffee, horseback riding, driving on bumpy roads, handling cat poop, this just opens a Pandora's box (or should that be Pandora's womb?) of potential problems.  Imagine, woman has a miscarriage...huge fucking disappointment and basically DEATH OF HER SOUL...and the police now (if the law is followed correctly and not selectively enforced) now HAVE to investigate it.  They'll have to see, did she drink coffee a lot, what did she do to cause this miscarriage?  Yes, a grieving ex-mother will now have to be cross examined and drilled to see "How is it YOUR fault".  Beautiful message.

 What about the rights of that little girl!?

For more fun... The sentence is a potential life in prison.  I'm fairly sure a good deal of rapists get away with less.  So this means if a woman is raped, and throws herself down a flight of stairs in depression, miscarrying the fetus, SHE can face a greater sentence than her rapist...

yay?

Seems to me that this is more of a...miscarrage of justice

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Bob Marshal: God's punishment for electing morons

It's worth noting that Marshall has a history of saying offensive things - or being "misinterpreted."
He said this about abortion in the case of rape: "[T]he woman becomes a sin-bearer of the crime, because the right of a child predominates over the embarrassment of the woman."
And he said this about contraception: "[W]e have no business passing this garbage out and making these co-eds chemical Love Canals for these frat house playboys in Virginia."

He claims he was "misinterpreted" or "misquoted"...personally I think was "miscarried" .  how can you read anything else in that quotes other than "Women are meat incubators...".  He supports forced reproductive slavery across the board!  Woman may in fact be raped if you want them to carry your spawn; a little embarrassment for them is no reason not to propagate your genes.  Oh imagine a romcom about this!?  "Made to Love You" we'd call it, and it'd be a woman living with a douche who raped her at a frat party and she's trying to make it work so the future child will have a daddy!  Hilarious hyjinks ensue!

Women can't abort because...you know they're property and God will smite them with horrible deformed or stupid babies.   Following this logic we know two things

A) Sarah Palin had an abortion at least once to trigger Trig...probably why she is so justly anti-abortion for her daughter, doesn't want her saddled with a little ree-ree like she was
B) Sarah Palin's mother had had an abortion.

Sorry Sarah, but "Retarded" is the only way to describe this mindset. 

I'd like to say this guy is a nut in his own party...but I can't.  The right is getting more and more extreme.  The teabaggers are not fringe, they are mainstream, as is economic retard Ron Paul, as is the anti-semetic conspiracy theorist John Birch society.  Fuck, we're a few months away from the RNC inviting other previously banished movements.  Let's get the KKK back in!  Maybe the Know Nothings?  Hahahaha.

If you thought any part of the Bush years was sub par, you're in for a good time.  Cause next time a republican wins, It'll be worse.  It'll be more insane, filled with more conspiracy theory, anti-evidence, nut bags who think Glen Beck is the talking Anus of The All Mighty.



Gah, makes you envy the miscarried now doesn't it?

Awesome Clip of the Week#1 Why Not Glen Beck?

Second verse, same as the verse...

This week's awesome comes from the Onion.

Awesome Link of the Week#1

Part of my New Years Resolution(tm) was to blog more.  So starting a couple of fluff weekly segments.  this one, Awesome Link of the Week...

Babies With Lasers.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? MAUAHAHAHHAHA