Actual Real COntent. DINOSHARK

Rodger Corman isn't all that good a movie maker.  He's make a bunch of hillarious/horrific ones, such as The Was Woman and Night of the Blood Beast.  However, his B movies are comedy gold and he seems to have embraced this.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/it-came-from-the-deep-dinoshark-makes-its-tv-debut--1060

Good lord that looks aweful.  I MUST WATCH IT!.  Seriously this looks like a grand riff movie to watch, but i am hesitant.  Now that it looks like Corman is intentionally teasing the horriblness of his movies there's a chance this won't be good.  I mean it will defenitly be no-good but it might not be bad good.  Got it?

Anyway it's one for old MST3K fans like me to watch with friends and plenty of old beverages. 

Spam: HEY YOU! THE UGLY DUMB SACK OF SHIT!

This spam was so...special I had to share it.

(Riffs in red)

You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big!!

Are you bothered with the size of your penis?  

The penis...cruelest of God's jokes
You can get it larger after taking our magic penis enlargement pills in. 

Take in our pills, give them a good  home, love and care for them 

Want to find out how our pills work? 

you told me...Magic 

Then  visitour site and you will find a lot of

visitour? 
educationaland 

Oooh Educationa Land is so lovely this time of year 

useful information on penis enlargement pills we sell 

And unuseful information on butterball turkeys. 

Our pills have already helped millions of people all around the world 

We're the RIchard Boarlogs of cocks,  damn it! 

to balancetheir sexual life.
Without tradition our penises are like a fiddler on the roof!
Don’t waste your time to become the luckyowner of our pills and to feel the joy of a
fascinatingsex. 

I've only heard of sex acts described as "fascinating" on Discovery Chanel and Hentai

Our penis enlargement pills are utterly harmless 

They wouldn't hurt a fly! 

as they are made of 100% natural components. 

Arsenic's natural right? 

The treatment course usually lasts no more than six month

After that it turns into a pumpkin
and we betthat after this period your penis will become up to 3 inches longer. 
Sure it'll be of cancerous tissue that ejaculates acid but hey longer!
Sounds LET:great,wonderful,fascinating,incredible}?

e) all of the above? 

Then check it out at our site
and Buyyour penis enlargement pills right now! 

 Good news!  They're a suppository!