Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Spam: HEY YOU! THE UGLY DUMB SACK OF SHIT!

This spam was so...special I had to share it.

(Riffs in red)
You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big!!
Are you bothered with the size of your penis?  
The penis...cruelest of God's jokes
You can get it larger after taking our magic penis enlargement pills in. 
Take in our pills, give them a good  home, love and care for them 
Want to find out how our pills work? 
you told me...Magic 
Then  visitour site and you will find a lot of
visitour? 
educationaland 
Oooh Educationa Land is so lovely this time of year 
useful information on penis enlargement pills we sell 
And unuseful information on butterball turkeys. 
Our pills have already helped millions of people all around the world 
We're the RIchard Boarlogs of cocks,  damn it! 
to balancetheir sexual life.
Without tradition our penises are like a fiddler on the roof!
Don’t waste your time to become the luckyowner of our pills and to feel the joy of a
fascinatingsex. 
I've only heard of sex acts described as "fascinating" on Discovery Chanel and Hentai
  
Our penis enlargement pills are utterly harmless 
They wouldn't hurt a fly! 
as they are made of 100% natural components. 
Arsenic's natural right? 
The treatment course usually lasts no more than six month
After that it turns into a pumpkin
and we betthat after this period your penis will become up to 3 inches longer. 
Sure it'll be of cancerous tissue that ejaculates acid but hey longer!
Sounds LET:great,wonderful,fascinating,incredible}?
e) all of the above? 
Then check it out at our site
and Buyyour penis enlargement pills right now! 
 Good news!  They're a suppository!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Halloween was Great, we all got SPAM!

What's up?
How about repeating Halloween?
I mean it come on over!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

More Spam Poetry

The bigger the tool in your pants is
Bachelors, Masters or Doctorate degree.
Say hello to your new designer watch.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

A Poem assembled from Spam Subject Lines

I'm in jail
Sooo hot
very woman will find it hard to let you go if you...
Look at her butt
Disco party next Friday