~Jesus Loves Me This I Know...Cause He Calls Me An Ugly Ho~

So....this girl Angie Jackson is getting some press for getting an abortion.  Nope nothing out of the ordinary, just a regular mill one...but she is blogging, tweeting and youtubing the heck out of it.  Why?  Well really educational, showing people first hand minute by minute what the heck happens in those buildings that are picketed.  I have to admit I'm a bit queezed by it myself at a gutt viseral level, but...that's my problem, I'm just not going to read it.  Should be no bigger deal than some celebrity putting their colonoscopy on 60 minutes right?

Well...here's the problem.  Apparently, some people get upset at abortions, (no really!).  So much in fact that she's getting death threats...as are her family.  Now, note she's getting the procedure because her son is special needs and she wants to focus on him (ok makes sense).  So pro-life people are threatening to beat-up/kill/who knows what a handicap person.  Hmmmm why isn't Sarah Palin coming to this kids defense?  Isn't she the patron defender of the mentally disabled now a days?

What I really want to show is how much Christians love us.  You see Christians are filled with such love and kindness for their neighbors that they ahve nothing but encouragments and prayers for her.  Why just look at some of the kind prayers and subtle sugestions given in the comments to the news story detailing how people are threatening to kill her and her family...

Maybe she'll keep us posted in the afterlife as she pays for killing her baby. Can you Tweet from hell?

No you can't...Satan is still on Dial up.  Because...you know....it's Hell

I'll bet the pro-abortionists are glad their parents weren't.

Except you know....mine is.  How'd that work out now? 

This woman is the one who should have been aborted. This POS scumbag, with her ugly face and dirty makeup.

*Irony meter is out of order*

I wonder how people can be supportive of expectant mothers killing unborn children when they could have been the ones dead if their parents felt the same. I know there are situations when it is done for the medical well being of the mom, but F#*kinf and then not wanting to deal with consequences is an evil reason to kill.....It is killing.

Well cause you see if it were me, I wouldn't be here and wouldn't have an opinion...it's something called "causality"  

Wow! Where the heck are we headed as a society? Yeap, this is her right to... choose, but how diabolical is this?! Tweeting an abortion to demystify it? Tragic enough, horrendous enough. Sorry, but what a pig.

 WHY WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN....oh ....wait

Having an abortion is a personal decision between a woman and God. To come out with this incredibly tasteless video is a big mistake on Angie's part. To hear Angie even say "it's not that bad" makes my stomach turn. Angie has not even begun to feel the negative response from the public as well as the death threats, especially after this widely seen article and video in the Daily News. Angie isn't even married.What was she doing the humpy dance literally bare back in the first place? She should have used her free time by removing those two unappetizing moles from her face.

I love that this guy says 'why didn't she think of the consequences....such as fuckers like me threatening to kill her!?'. 

So yeah.  Good Christian love.  Do it our way OR WE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL YOU WHORE!!!!!!

Remember when a Christian says "I'll pray for you" or "Jesus Loves you" he's really saying "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" and "BURN IN HELL FUCKER" respectively.  haha delightful!

Awesome Link of the week #2: Fanfic

Wow, only two weeks in and I'm already cheating a bit.  Link to The Sage over on Thatguywiththeglasses/ChanelAwesome web programing.  His series "Masterpeice Fanfic Theater" is a ...well it's special and disturbing.  It clearly shows why no one ever will respect you  now if you write any fan fic...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre

Clip of the week #2: Spoonyism

I'm gonna make this clip of the week a mindfuck done by Noah Antwiller over at The Spoony Experiment. Since the experiment is all about geeky culture and things seems a fitting source for teh clip. It's about my favorite internet reviewing site/show this is one of the weirder episodes...

Obama apparently doesn't read AP

Obama Staff to Meet with the Godless hordes

At the White House no less!?  That fool!  Doesn't he know he's risking another 1812!?

ASSOSIATED PRESS TO WORLD: DIFFERENT PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND VOILENT!

What other message could they be trying to send? 

Atheism book found in home linked to fire suspect!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!ATHEISTS ARE BURNING OUR CHURCHS!  PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS ARE GOING TO KILL US!  GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN IRONIC!?

 Only...not so much.

Investigators have seized books on demons and atheism as well as rifles and knives from in a home linked to one of the men charged with setting an east Texas church on fire and suspected in a string of similar blazes.

 wait...  

A house linked to him?  So...not HIS house?  What?  His mother's?  Friends?  Closeted gay lover who is secretly a werewolf cyborg?  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS STORY MEAN!?

He had demon books and atheism books?  What kind of books?  Pro-atheism?  books about atheism?  Books by Neil Gaiman who is an atheist?  The comic book The Atheist?  WTF?  

In reality he had 1 atheist book about living a moral life without Jesus and all...No clue if he was an atheist but if he was he probably should have paid more attention to it.

nothing.  It means SQUAT.  The news is just all too happy to stir up people's predujices under the guise of sensationalism.  Hell, they should have just put "NEGRO MUSIC FOUND IN HOUSE LINKED TO SUSPESCT" or "JEWISH SUBVERSIVE MATERIAL".  You fuckers, show an OUNCE of profesionalism, journalism and fucking respect for people.  You do not get to demonize 'scary others' because they're the minority.  It's pure douche and you should be ashamed.  

Oh and one more thing...Here's more info form another news agency   

The important part...

A copy of The Creators, Demon Possession and The Atheist's Way. Reportedly, The Atheist's Way details believers' conversions to atheism and claims to help other readers live moral lives without gods.

Jason Bourque's family home in Lindale was also searched, yielding a small plastic bag of "suspected" marijuana seeds, more Skechers shoes, and three Bibles

...three bibles.  Yeah no need to mention that.  We were FAR too busy making tenuous connections and sensationalist accusations at minorities we can get away with bullying!  HAHA that's what news is about!  You mother fucking whores.  Fuck you Associated Press...fuck you so much you lazy sacks of zebra jizz.

Fail of the Week #1

Oh why not start something like this as well...link and clip to go up tomorrow.

CNN clearly decides that "Work is like hard."  



It's a miracle CNN didn't blow their budget at the nearby crane game...idiots.

Stephen Fry rips Catholic Church a New One

It's about time Ing's old lady got back in the act, blog wise, so here I am ;)  This is a video from (I believe) a '09 Intelligence Squared debate (wiki) where Fry blasts "The Church" for its sins, in his truly awesome manner.  He's always a pleasure to listen to, but when he's saying something that pretty much echoes all my problems with the institution of the Catholic Church, its dogmas, and its behavior - that's just fine livin' there!

I submit that all public discourse has to happen like this.  All of it.  Everywhere.  We will all wear double breasted suits (ok, fine, single if your frame permits), spiffy ties, and hone our speeches until they are firey-yet-polite.  This should discount most of my country's pundits and noiseboxes, but oh well!



The Intelligence² Debate - Stephen Fry (Unedited)
Uploaded by Xrunner17. - Classic TV and last night's shows, online.

Meat Incubatorist aka Rep Marhal says Palin had an Abortion

Wow, this blog is pretty political...only thing to do is polarize it more!  I won't be happy until I'm getting hate mail damn it!

Utah: It is a crime to miscarry.

Yup, a law in Utah now makes it possible for women to be investigated upon having a miscarriage.  Any attempt to abort outside of medical is illegal and the women themselves are to blame.  Since the potential things that could cause miscarriage include booze, coffee, horseback riding, driving on bumpy roads, handling cat poop, this just opens a Pandora's box (or should that be Pandora's womb?) of potential problems.  Imagine, woman has a miscarriage...huge fucking disappointment and basically DEATH OF HER SOUL...and the police now (if the law is followed correctly and not selectively enforced) now HAVE to investigate it.  They'll have to see, did she drink coffee a lot, what did she do to cause this miscarriage?  Yes, a grieving ex-mother will now have to be cross examined and drilled to see "How is it YOUR fault".  Beautiful message.

 What about the rights of that little girl!?

For more fun... The sentence is a potential life in prison.  I'm fairly sure a good deal of rapists get away with less.  So this means if a woman is raped, and throws herself down a flight of stairs in depression, miscarrying the fetus, SHE can face a greater sentence than her rapist...

yay?

Seems to me that this is more of a...miscarrage of justice

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Bob Marshal: God's punishment for electing morons

It's worth noting that Marshall has a history of saying offensive things - or being "misinterpreted."
He said this about abortion in the case of rape: "[T]he woman becomes a sin-bearer of the crime, because the right of a child predominates over the embarrassment of the woman."
And he said this about contraception: "[W]e have no business passing this garbage out and making these co-eds chemical Love Canals for these frat house playboys in Virginia."

He claims he was "misinterpreted" or "misquoted"...personally I think was "miscarried" .  how can you read anything else in that quotes other than "Women are meat incubators...".  He supports forced reproductive slavery across the board!  Woman may in fact be raped if you want them to carry your spawn; a little embarrassment for them is no reason not to propagate your genes.  Oh imagine a romcom about this!?  "Made to Love You" we'd call it, and it'd be a woman living with a douche who raped her at a frat party and she's trying to make it work so the future child will have a daddy!  Hilarious hyjinks ensue!

Women can't abort because...you know they're property and God will smite them with horrible deformed or stupid babies.   Following this logic we know two things

A) Sarah Palin had an abortion at least once to trigger Trig...probably why she is so justly anti-abortion for her daughter, doesn't want her saddled with a little ree-ree like she was
B) Sarah Palin's mother had had an abortion.

Sorry Sarah, but "Retarded" is the only way to describe this mindset. 

I'd like to say this guy is a nut in his own party...but I can't.  The right is getting more and more extreme.  The teabaggers are not fringe, they are mainstream, as is economic retard Ron Paul, as is the anti-semetic conspiracy theorist John Birch society.  Fuck, we're a few months away from the RNC inviting other previously banished movements.  Let's get the KKK back in!  Maybe the Know Nothings?  Hahahaha.

If you thought any part of the Bush years was sub par, you're in for a good time.  Cause next time a republican wins, It'll be worse.  It'll be more insane, filled with more conspiracy theory, anti-evidence, nut bags who think Glen Beck is the talking Anus of The All Mighty.



Gah, makes you envy the miscarried now doesn't it?

Awesome Clip of the Week#1 Why Not Glen Beck?

Second verse, same as the verse...

This week's awesome comes from the Onion.

Awesome Link of the Week#1

Part of my New Years Resolution(tm) was to blog more.  So starting a couple of fluff weekly segments.  this one, Awesome Link of the Week...

Babies With Lasers.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? MAUAHAHAHHAHA

Sex Museum Photo Tour Part 1

My Trip to the Sexeum

So my birthday was this weekend, fulfilling the last piece of the February Triforce Weekend (Darwin/Lincoln Day, Ing Day, Valentine's Day). For this weekend my special Lady (links to her blog and craft shop, go support her dang it), took me into NYC to see the Museum of Sex, bum bum buuuuuuum.

Surprising it is NOT just them taking all the porno stores Giuliani chased away and redressing them as a 'museum" it was an actually entertaining and educational museum of the variety of sexy time stuff. So here we go with my blog picture tour recap.

So let's start the picture tour...

First things first

Pen Stations is weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd

After looking for the subway (the subway system is a blight on a city that is otherwise a shinning example of civic engineering) we finally got unlost and made it to the museum.

If you can't read the front let me blow (hehe) that up for ya

Good, lord this place is going to be special…

Anyway, the entrance doubles as a gift shop. There's some good things, some odd things, and some things that must be destroyed with fire, more on that later. A lot of the stuff is classy and upscale, you know for sex toys, but you can (I'm told) get cheaper elsewhere. There are a lot of books there that I thought were cool or funny, but again nothing you really can't get on Amazon or the like…so the only stuff of note is the nightmare fuel, which I'll mercifully spare you…for now.

The museum is made up of 3-5 (depending how you count) galleries. From what I can gather two of those are sort of cycled out with new exhibits seasonally, while the rest are pernement artifact and art displays. The museum itself is really a mix between an art gallery and a historical museum.

The first gallery, which was a special, was a history of contraceptives (high focus on the condom). There's a lot of actual, legit, entertaining trivia here.

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LIES IN THE DICKS OF MEN!?"]

 

Proto-Condom

literally a 'rubber sheeth'

There was a gallery of condom box art that was interesting.

 

 

 I'm sure now Sarah Pallin will be listing me in her growing laundry list of "people who must be reminded that I have a downe syndrome baby"...cause you know anyone who brings up anything tangentially related incurs her bespectacled wrath. 

 

Of course, Japan is well represented in the museum.  

There was much to learn on the history of the condom.  

Apparently, Eastern European Jews played a big part in the condom.

Good Lord he was the Dr. Strangelove of rubbers!

Comedy, Comics, and Condoms; the three gifts the Jews gave America.

Of course now knowing that, it makes THIS condom all the more WTF.

*Head asplodes*

I think the worst part for me, is that that could very well have come from the company the German's seized from Jewish businessmen.

Surprisingly, the nazi's on a whole are also well represented in the Museum 

(mostly in the naturalist movement stuff)

Moving on...

You may ask, "Do they have anything on sex ed or condom awareness raising?"

Why yes...yes they do

A series of condom educational commercials using sex muppets.

30 seconds after this the frog is totally all over that scientist.

In another video of that series not-Groover also gets his Snuffleupagus chopped off (and then sown back on)

I'll spare you that image.

There are also some subtle political commentaries

"Text: Know Your Scumbags, One Prevents HIV"

Like I said: subtle

After seeing many displays reminding people of the horror of AIDS and how some groups are total cock bites for remaining silent or sabotaging health programs, you really need something lighter.  Hence, condom based art.

QUICK EVERYONE TO THE CONDOMZEPLIN!

I want one...

 

 

  

And now...THE most awesome historical lesson ever!

CONDOM WARS! This has to be made into a movie. Picture it, Women in corsets on Victorian building top fencing with weaponized over-sized dildos.

  Well after this we move onto the STD and paraphernalia room.  I'll do a full post on that but I had to share this one poster that I thought was special.  

A poster showing the supposed negative health effects of masturbation.  

Ah so masturbation causes..lethargy, drooling and....being Peter Lorre? 

 

Don't let this happen to, to yooooou!

Part two to come soon.