Showing posts with label Comic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comic. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Scarecrow


...is a dick

Out of Context Pic: Teen Titans vs the Bunny Slope



Yes I am resisting every urge to make a Natasha Richardson joke.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

ENZYME MAN!!!



Holy crap....I can die happy.



 

That is the most awesome crack induced thing I have ever seen.....Hey girlfriend woman?  If you want a hint on what I might like for x-mas >->

Really that right there sums up everything I want my blog to be about.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Morality is it's own Reward.

Back to what this Blog is and should be about. Wanking philisophical using kiddish media to illustrate. And what could be more kiddish than stick figures!?





The Order of the Stick is a web and print comic created, written and drawn by Rich Burlew.  Burlew is a writer and game designer type person for some of the various D&D related products, he is also an artist though most people fail to realize that from his chosen style.  OOTS is a comic set in a world where D&D game mechanics form the law of physics.  Burlew has a great understanding of both the letter and spirit of the rules, and utilizes that to both demonstrate good technique and satire the silliness in general.  Fortunately the series is fun enough that not being a gamer should be no determent to anyone (I actually picked up a lot of my fandom of D&D and knowledge of it's rules from reading the game so...yeah).



The story is about a group of adventurers, Roy Greenhilt the human genius bruiser fighter, V the genderly ambiguous Elf wizard, Haley the beautiful human rogue and theif, Belkar Bitterleaf the sociopathic and psychopathic chaotic evil halfling (yes like a Hobbit...it's Bilbo Baggins on crack), Elan, the ditzy but loveable human bard and Durrkon the wise yet foolish dwarf cleric as the party seeks to stop a team of evil lead by Xykon the camp evil Litch and his Lt. The Goblin rights activist Redcloak from unleashing untold destruction on their silly satirical world.

Sure, it's both funny and epic envoking pathos and laughter.  To quote my one friend "the fucker made me shed tears over a goddamn stick figure".  So yeah this is all well and good, but why do I bring it up?

Well because, Burlew puts some insightful social and philisophical commentary in the work.  One notable arc in particular I think demonstrates the usefulness and benefits of a minimum of morality (ie at least following the bare minimum.) more than any other work.  People often wonder why folks who don't believe in God don't go around murdering, stealing, rapeing, etc...well this arc answers it.

First we have to start off with Belkar who..um goes around murdering stealing etc (Chaotic Evil and all that).  Now back story is that due to his dickishness, a King had a Mark of Justice put on him, basically until it is removed evil acts trigger him to become sick beyond all belief.  As one might imagine it didn't last too long before the curse was triggered.

Thus in a fever dream while pinned down by enemies, the spirit of said King appears to Belkar's delirious mind...











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King Shojo speaks great wisdom there.  You have to be able to at least live with other people if you want them to well, let you live.  Belkar want's to continue being a selfish little prick, but here realizes he can't do that unless he becomes a team player.  Unless he tones back his destructiveness to a level where people can tolerate him he's going to be SOL.  So Belkar becomes more co-operative, gets the curse removed and helps out his team mates.  What's his reward?

SANDWICHES AND SEX WITH A HOT CHICK!!!!  Ahhhhhhhhhh morality indeed has it's perks.

OOTS is owned by Rich Burlew, check out his site Giant in the Playground for more awesome comics and cool merchandise. 

~ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!~

Hey, remember that guy who played that kid as a kid who was smart and stuff and was on the tv as a doctor and then wasn't and now is on the tv as an adult playing that guy who likes the sex with the girls which is kinda ironic cause in real life he's a guy that likes guys!?




 BAD HORSE!

So remember when he recently played that guy who was a supervillian mad scientist that sang?....and got his ass kicked by Mal from firefly!?





The hammer is his penis

Well he did a guest voice for the cartoon Brave and the Bold.  Brave and the Bold is a call back to the more silver age 1960s like Batman and comic...only it's still kinda good in a good camp sort of way.  Anyway here's the footage!  It is indeed fabulous!


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Anti-Life Agenda

Most people believe health care reform myths.  So nice that good christian folk like Palin and Beck are working so hard to keep people like me and my girlfriend from getting health treatments.  Granted it looks like both of us will be starting new careers so we're safe, but I'm not happy just because it looks like I got mine!  It is a damn good possibility that Beck and Palin will leave a lasting legacy of shooting down this health care bill.  Their impact on the world will be preventing many people from getting treatment they need.  The world will be objectively a worse place because they were a part of it.  Christianity is claimed to be all about the charity, but this is as far from charity as you can get.  This is Anti-Charity, it supports an anti-life agenda and is anti-compassionate.