Showing posts with label Psychics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Psychics. Show all posts

Monday, December 14, 2009

Apparently I literally CAN'T make this up: Sylvia Brown

Ok so I have this joke with friends.  I want to learn cold reading so I can pose on a street courner as a medium, psychic.  The idea is to do the whole show straight up until the end where, contrary to most cold readers who are "happy happy heaven" stuff, I inform someone their loved one is in hell...and blames them.

Again the joke is just the calousness of just revealing such horrible things to someone, slandering someone who can't defend themselves.


Well....the shtick was already taken apparently.



and before anyone asks, YES this is real, and yes she claims to be a real psychic.  I....I can't believe people tolerate her.  If this is what soothsayers were like back in the day, the whole 'burning at the stake' idea suddenly makes sense.  Not that it's right...but I can *sure* understand it now.  I'm sure that girl's father was ready to chop up some kindling himself at that point.






Monday, August 31, 2009

The News actually debunks Psychics!?

What the hell?  When did the media start to do the job we pay them to do?

Yahoo News: 18 year long kidnapping highlights psychics uselessness

I'm both ecstatic and amazed.  Normally the media and news seems to greatly buy in to these people, even when they're hilariously obvious frauds.  That even the LDC news is getting sick of these conman and is telling them to stuff it is a good sign.  Well, I'm sure they'll get back to their main goal of accusing patriots of being unamerican and publicizing the name of rape victims soon enough.

 
Bitch, he punched out Nazis!