Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Guest poster Spider Jerusalem on Maine gay vote



Yahoo News: Maine Supports People's Right to Impose Their Will on Others. 

Mr. Jerusalem do you have anything to say to the voters?




Nice to fucking know we can all gather together and get something done when it comes to hurting other people.  God forbid we actually use all that energy to do anything constructive!  No, no no no no, keeping our undesirables, our peasents down, that's important; education, health and security rightfully takes a back seat.  Christian love is all about being a total cock to everyone who is different and fellating your sense of righteousness.  Well, our society is safe now that the gays can't marry.  Lord knows that they're happiness would utterly destroy the straight family and cause, I don't know, air born AIDS? The important thing is that everyone conform to a select elite religions morality.  That's what freedom is right?  Everyone's free to listen to follow the Bible Thumpers morality however they wish!

God damn we are morons.  We deserve our crappy country. 

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Scarecrow


...is a dick

Out of Context Pic: Teen Titans vs the Bunny Slope



Yes I am resisting every urge to make a Natasha Richardson joke.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Your Nightmare Fuel for the Day


Halloween was Great, we all got SPAM!

What's up?
How about repeating Halloween?
I mean it come on over!

Spam Crit!



Ok, my spam today does not reach the surreal heights yours did, baby, but I have some interesting commentary.

1- Stanislaus Tolbert - WIN!  We have a win!  That name is awesome.  The subject line is run of the mill tho.  I've oft been entreated to make my throbbing man-stick more g-spot user friendly.  And the "herbal solution"?  Yawn.

2 - hey groa - I love me too :)

3 - Pyjfeel - you, sir/madam/bot, have made my day.  There's rythym, there's imagery, there's some avant-garde word experimentation.  Brava, person or program...brava.

The remaining two were just too boring to mention, so they're crossed out.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

More Spam Poetry

The bigger the tool in your pants is
Bachelors, Masters or Doctorate degree.
Say hello to your new designer watch.